Wednesday, January 12, 2011

20 Film Review Haikus

My boredom is your gain!  Enjoy:

Mumbles Lebowski
Shoots dude in the face, Jesus!
True Grit was the shizz.

It's a dream within
A dream within a "THE FUCK?"
I loved Inception.

Youth In Revolt was, um,
Well, Michael Cera starred, uh,
I don't remember.

I liked Scott Pilgrim,
Better than the other Cera
movie I forgot.

If Jolie's Wanted
Were a human being, It
would be an asshole.

There was a time when
The Thin Man was thought charming.
It bored me breathless.

If you have Blu-Ray,
Rent Speed Racer. I'm not kidding.
It's visual meth.

I don't care at all
About the Green Hornet flick.
We need new stories.

I haven't seen the
movie Country Strong; Dickie
V loves it, baby!!!

Natalie Portman,
Mila Kunis, girl on girl!
DAMN I LOVED BLACK SWAN!

The Social Network
Was well-made top to bottom.
Someday I'll love it. 

Dude, dude, DUDE, OH DUDE!
GAHHHH NO DON'T DUDE DON'T CUT GAHHHHHHH!
127 Hours.

I liked DePalma's
Femme Fatale, although it's dumb.
Probably the boobs.

Most underrated Christmas
Movie? What about The Ref?
Even with Leary.

I did not finish
Transformers. I assume it
Remains loud and dumb?

I have yet to see
The King's Speech; I assume that
it is quite polite.


Dreamscape stars Dennis
Quaid as a psychic.Got bored
and checked my email.

Murnau's Sunrise is
a marvel of the Silent
Era. A must-see.

The script for Star Trek
Is balls; and yet I liked it
In spite of itself.

Winter's Bone wins the
Oscar for Best Title That Made
Me Snicker. heh, "Bone."

Inception (Two-Disc Edition) [Blu-ray]
Star Trek (Three-Disc Edition) [Blu-ray]

2 comments:

caseyhall said...

You care about The Green Lantern though, right?

JP said...

Kind of, I guess? Of all of the comic book remakes, that has potential to be one of the shiniest. The trailer looked pretty good, but I'm so sick of sequels and remakes.

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