Look! Over Your Head! It's A Joke!

Greetings, whoever! Still working on the new podcast, but it's almost done. Stop pestering me about it, No One!

As I sit here watching Craig James and Jesse Palmer on ESPN, I'm reminded of the 3rd biggest goof that I encountered today.. I went to the post office after work ended, and there was a line. The man behind the counter made a wry comment: "It seems it always gets busy around this time of day!"

A couple of people chuckled, then a guy in the back yelled, "THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS GETTING OFF WORK!"

Thanks, Buddy.

This guy has what is easily my favorite personality: The Person That Does Not Know What Jokes Are. It's too bad the postal worker didn't pull out his keys and jingle them, and maybe fart, so that Dimbulb Muldoon might have realized he was in a situation where humor was occurring, like people who can't process the fact that anything from The Onion is a freaking joke.

I know what you might be saying: "BUT MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SO I HAD TO PASS ON THE RUMOR WITHOUT LEARNING MORE ABOUT IT!" And that's why you're a goof, you gossip-driven buffoon.