Jesse Perry's Thingee

I don't get it.

2011-09-30T13:37:45.740-07:00

I don't get it.

I recommend watching at least the first couple bef...

2011-08-08T17:19:18.504-07:00

I recommend watching at least the first couple before you see the last one. Since the first movie lays everything out, it probably would have helped to watch that in the intervening 8 years since it came out.

I have Lost on DVD, festering on my shelf. I thought about doing a re-watch for the blog. I can end each episode with "DON'T WORRY. NONE OF THIS MATTERS."

I haven't seen the last one yet, but I have th...

2011-08-08T17:16:13.097-07:00

I haven't seen the last one yet, but I have the same vague recollection of the previous movies being fun and entertaining and shiny and stuff. Watching them all back to back over a weekend seems like the way to do it. As far as LOST goes, I just watched a random 15 minute chunk of one show in the second season and the last 15 minutes of the last episode and I think I pretty much saw all I

http://www.xkcd.com/673/ NEVER. FALL. BACK.

2011-07-10T19:19:58.100-07:00

http://www.xkcd.com/673/

NEVER. FALL. BACK.

I think Kevin's hurt more in the longterm, sin...

2011-06-23T20:33:45.356-07:00

I think Kevin's hurt more in the longterm, since he's not used to it. Tracy savors the notoriety that Kevin Rogers wasn't even seeking.

Im torn as it seems both guys are being simultaneo...

2011-06-23T16:38:21.351-07:00

Im torn as it seems both guys are being simultaneously screwed by and embodying the first amendment.

Are both opinions polarizing. Yes. Do they both have all the right in the world to express their opinion. Yes. Do they now have to deal with the consequences of doing so. Yes.

I think they both are learning that maybe you should consider what you are saying and who is going

Quotes that leave me wondering "Is Jesse Perr...

2011-06-21T07:18:18.217-07:00

Quotes that leave me wondering "Is Jesse Perry a Hilarious Comedic Writer or a Burgeoning Psychopathic Serial Killer"!:

3. "the cops decided to check out the car...and lo and behold, there was evidence".

-I haven't even heard "lo and behold" since my granddad passed back in '96, not to mention the spelling of "lo" is just

2011-06-21T07:14:47.482-07:00

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a weird genius

2011-06-04T23:20:00.373-07:00

a weird genius

You are a genius perry

2011-06-04T23:19:38.974-07:00

You are a genius perry

yeay! I wish you'd put this up on comedypodcas...

2011-05-29T18:40:36.589-07:00

yeay! I wish you'd put this up on comedypodcast.com too

In an awesome coincidence, I read this comment aft...

2011-05-26T17:09:51.636-07:00

In an awesome coincidence, I read this comment after ordering fried chicken for dinner. Ah, Pepperfire...

I like "Spine Sign" . . . I used to refer to them as "Slut Bumpers." But a guy with a tramp stamp? i don't know. How about if we call it "The Terrible Idea"?

Haha!!! Very very funny as well as informative. ...

2011-05-26T08:35:44.629-07:00

Haha!!! Very very funny as well as informative. I never knew that race could be trumped by obesity, but you somehow managed to pull that off using statements such as "If we were picky, we wouldn't be fat." Profound!

I'm revisiting my views on Cuisine and Stereotyping. So Chitterlings, Turnip Greens, Fried Chicken and the Dreaded Watermelon have all been added back

Fatty(see me for copyright infringement later), ...

2011-05-19T07:25:31.484-07:00

Fatty(see me for copyright infringement later),

I did see a movie worth mentioning recently. CATFISH. I just mentioned it. More on CATFISH: I know I'm expected to make the "Fat, Black man from the South thought he was watching a film on the delicacy" joke, but no!
There was advertised, in its trailers, some huge surprise or a twist of some sort and I went in

I read this in church. I was snickering so hard I ...

2011-05-01T16:22:15.221-07:00

I read this in church. I was snickering so hard I almost had to get up and leave. He's up there talking about how Jesus died for our sins and I'm cracking up reading about how Peter Depp misspelled AIDS. Good stuff.

This whole list was worth reading just to get to N...

2011-04-21T09:23:51.860-07:00

This whole list was worth reading just to get to No.44 - CLASSIC!!!
I'm getting a Rottweiler just to name him Charlie Afro-Sheen. DUH WINNNING SUCKAS!

I love some of the shows you mentioned, but to eac...

2011-04-14T14:45:12.316-07:00

I love some of the shows you mentioned, but to each their own. At least we can come together and agree that The Walking Dead is poop.

I'm really trying to like it. I thought maybe...

2011-04-14T13:32:47.646-07:00

I'm really trying to like it. I thought maybe I was just over-hating due to the original graphic novel series being top-notch. It's validating to see that I wasn't being overtly critical-- the show is really not as amazing as everyone seems to think.

I think our standards for good television is just too low. I don't watch much TV because I find it mostly terrible--

After my lady-friends at Merriam-Webster explained...

2011-04-04T07:55:28.853-07:00

After my lady-friends at Merriam-Webster explained to me what a "fortnight" was I felt that I had to pull all my literary dexterity together to articulate exactly how I felt about your article. In a manner that would be as clear, precise and expository as possible:

Sh*t was ill Dog, sh*t was ill.

I was scared that writer was going to have a heart...

2011-02-27T18:22:35.766-08:00

I was scared that writer was going to have a heart attack. He looked awful.

It was high-level performance . . . for Wahlberg. ...

2011-02-01T10:43:19.158-08:00

It was high-level performance . . . for Wahlberg. Same with Boogie Nights. We grade Wahlberg on a sliding scale, especially if we remember him as The Funky Bunch guy.

wow - I thought I was the only one who watched Sh...

2011-02-01T07:39:45.338-08:00

wow - I thought I was the only one who watched Shotgun Stories. Dug it as well.
Marky Mark was good in The Departed - no?

But, I gotta add . . . When Kingsley pulled out th...

2011-01-25T15:36:52.653-08:00

But, I gotta add . . . When Kingsley pulled out the chart (with spotlights!) to explain what was going on, I laughed. HARD.

It annoyed me, too. But it's so well-made. It&...

2011-01-25T15:36:00.987-08:00

It annoyed me, too. But it's so well-made. It's the kind of bad film that only a great filmmaker can make.

It meant they're going to scramble his brain! ...

2011-01-25T15:31:30.527-08:00

It meant they're going to scramble his brain! I saw this a long time ago.. that's what I think I'm going to choose to remember.

This movie left me annoyed.